JOKES TIME!:DThree Guys Go to Heaven Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Your Family Is So PoorYour family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, “Hey, who turned off the heater!”
PICTURESQUE!:D
I totally agree wif tis xD
SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEE!((:
Awwwwwww... so swt:D
i took tht as a compliment:D
tht's all for today:DDDDDDD
ILOVEWENTINGY:D
