Here are some more jokes for you guys:D :
they are a series of 'yo mama' jokes, quite abstract though so give ur best and try to understand them:D

joke no.1 :Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

joke no.2 :Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

joke no.3 :Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

joke no.4 :Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

joke no.5 :Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

joke no.6 :Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

joke no.7 :Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

joke no.8 :Yo mama so fat when she sit on the rainbow, Skittles came out.

joke no.9 :Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

joke no.10 :Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

joke no.11 :Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

joke no.12 :Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

joke no.13 :Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

joke no.14 :Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

joke no.15 :Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

joke no.16 :Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

joke no.17 :Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread

joke no.18 :Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

joke no.19 :Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

joke no.20 :Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

joke no.21:Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

joke no.22 :Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class

joke no.23 :Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

joke no.24 :Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

joke no.25 :Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals


okok that's all.

For todae:D